March 2012
people who i currently hate
turtles-carrots-spoons-1d:
anybody who went to Zayn’s house looking for a photo or autograph you selfish bitches
anyone of the 7,000+ people who unfollowed him on twitter
anybody who was a big enough dickhead to send him hate because he wouldn’t be finishing the tour
to all this people i just have to say:
Oh, How I Wish That Was Me. ♥: To every US... →
He’s hurting right now. At this very moment, he’s probably sitting in a plane crying. Do you know how hard it is for me to know that he’s crying? That he’s hurting and I can’t do anything about it. I can’t be there to hug him and let him cry on my shoulder; to tell him things will be okay. I…
to the 'fans' outside zayns house: i will bitch...
Person: Here's a ruler. Draw a straight line.
Louis: I...I can't. I can't do it.
Person:
Louis:
Person:
Louis: I'm serious.
Person:
Louis:
Person: But it's just a li-
Harry: Trust me. Louis can't do anything straight.
The boys in a German magazine:
Interviewer: Describe each other! Let's start off with Zayn - what do you like about him? And what annoys you?
Harry: He's our bad boy.
Zayn: Why do you always say that I'm the bad boy?
Liam: Because you look like one. You're the only one of us that has a beard!
Zayn: I only forgot to shave!
Louis: Oh, I can't stand Zayn's belt by Gucci.
Zayn: What do you have against it? It's pretty!
Louis: It's chavvy.
[Harry, Niall and Liam nod approvingly]
Zayn: Okay, let's continue with Harry. I think he had great hair. Hmm.. what else do I like about him? Right, he always cleans his teeth. But he's grumpy in the morning.
Liam: What? Harry isn't!
Louis: Right! He always cracks jokes right after he gets up. I'm grumpy, not Harry!
Zayn: Sometimes he is grumpy!
Liam: But then he's grumpy to you, Zayn. You should ask yourself why..
Niall: [cracking up]
Zayn: Niall is next!
Harry: Oh yeah! I know what annoys me - he farts all the time!
Niall: You should rather say what you like about me I think!
Liam: Niall is always in a good mood!
Harry: And he looks like a furby!
Niall: Great! So you're the handsome one in the band. And I'm the furby..
Harry: These things are so cute!
Zayn: And you said you looked like them as well, Niall!
Niall: Alright, I want to say something about Liam!
Liam: Well I'm eager to hear that!
Niall: Liam is a good friend. You can talk about everything to him. But what annoys me about him is his werid curl that's really ALWAYS sticking out. It's driving me nuts!
Liam: What? It's not sticking out, is it?
Louis: No, today it looks great!
Liam: Thanks Louis, I'll say something about you..
Louis: Oh no, I'm scared!
Liam: I think he's the funniest of all of us. And what annoys me.. [thinking]
Zayn: He's a slob!
Liam: That's true! He always does things without thinking about them properly.
Niall: Louis' untidyness annoys me! We had to share a tiny room when we were on the "X Factor". We always cleaned up after him.
Liam: And what did he do to thank us? When he came back, the room looked as if we've never cleaned it!
Louis: There were only a few clothes lying on the floor, nothing major!
Zayn: It was anything but healthy sleeping in this room!
Louis: It didn't bother me!
Zayn: Yeah, cause you're so messy!
Liam: Okay, I think you can tell already that we're slightly crazed. But I found really great friends in these four crazy people. We're like brothers now - we fight and then make up. There's nothing that can seperate us.
ohmyirishgod:
onedirection—andcarrots:
fuckyeah-tomlinson:
Do not go to his house
Do not go to the airport
Do not tweet him for follows
Do not complain about him not being in America
Or i will find you And i will kick your face
And i will help you!
You know what amazes me? We have no idea who it...
RIP Uncle Joji Malik, the first person to hear...
onedirectionareminebaby:
’Pray for Zayn’
Listen...
likeatumblrgirl:
Google Translator-What...
February 2012
“Interviewer 1: Have you ever been on a date and serenaded the girl with What...”
– Hot 889 interview (via comeonskinny-lovee)
niallbecausefuckyou:
niam-mylove:
...
I think Tumblr Directioners are so used to seeing...
jenadirectioner:
“I am a person who can fall in love with any girl,...
everythingisharrystyles:
One Direction, sleeping bags, trampoline.
miami-directioner:
Possibly the cutest thing ever.
can i join you guys or…
The many reactions of One Direction:
louis-thrusting-skills:
Niall:
What he’s reacting to:
Liam:
What he’s reacting to:
Louis:
What he’s reacting to:
Harry:
What he’s reacting to:
Zayn:
What he’s reacting to:
when somebody tells me the boys are normal and...
okay so harry is normal:
okay not harry, okay maybe Liam is normal:
okay not him either maybe Louis:
okay definitely not louis, how about Niall:
not him either maybe Zayn:
maybe when they are put together they are normal:
they are weird and immature please don’t tell me other wise.
Why One Direction cannot be on Nickelodeon:
niallsdrunkface:
Reason #1:
Reason #2:
Reason #3:
Reason #4:
And finally…reason #5:
